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Gandhi Ki Dhoti



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There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic.

In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI

Theatre

Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the
local newspaper were:

Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa






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130 Responses to “Gandhi Ki Dhoti”



  1. Nirav Shah Says:

    It is wonderful !!!!!!

  2. nidhi Says:

    Soooooooooo,, Funnneyyyyy

  3. sam Says:

    Ha ha ha…

    Very Funny….!

  4. zahra Says:

    haaaaahahahaha v v funnnnnnnnnny

  5. bilal quadri Says:

    so much funny

  6. ali kureshi Says:

    Its very good and funny ….. and also wonderful…..

  7. simarpreet Says:

    ohhhhhhhhhh my goshhhhh….chakde fatte lol

  8. Mushtaque Says:

    Veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Funny

  9. Steve Says:

    You don’t have rights to talk about such a great person in that way…

  10. ayush sonthalia Says:

    it is veryyyyy funny

  11. Kd Says:

    Hey fellows ! How about . . . . Gandhi kee dhoti mein . . . . Sardar. Gandhi kee dhoti mein . . . . Pyaar hua chori-chori. Gandhi kee dhoti mein . . . . Gladiator. Four shows, daily, Gandhi kee dhoti mein . . . . . Target.
    kdy_9@live.in

  12. mirza Says:

    hai guys this is just a joke, dont take it serious and write such comments ok

  13. romeo Says:

    yaar…….
    i totally agree with mirza…….
    dis is just a joke!!!!
    just read it and throw out of ur mind …
    by the way joke is nice.
    how about…………………

    GANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN ..’BHOOT’
    ” ” ” ” ” ‘AAG’!

  14. malika Says:

    mr raj kumar what gandhi u r talking abt agar kandhi ne bhagat singh ko marvaya na hota to aj hum americans hote did u understand gandhi k bhagat

  15. Rajkumar Says:

    Ms. Malika,

    americans se kam to abhi bhi nahi ho tum, malika. Agar tum bharatiya hoti to gandhiji ke bare main aisa nahi sochati. Phele apna itihas sudaro phir baat karna, did you understand what I mean.

    Rajkumar

  16. zara khan Says:

    it wuz ok f9 nuthing intersting but wut kd said lol it wuz hilarious gandhi ki dhoti mein….meine pyar kiya lol ew.ok cmon yh r these weirdos so serious bout jokes like mazzaaq ko mazaaq ke tarha liya karo i think thts the problem with indians rite ppl *wink*

  17. Akhtar Says:

    Yes I totally agree with BOSS and MIRZA
    Yar yeh ik joke hay isko joke ke trah behave karo and hanso our agar moqa mile to doston ko bhi hansao
    Rahi itihas ki bat to iske liye kiske pass kitna time hay ke woh itihas padhe and padhaye
    But father of nation ke liye nahi ksi our ko use kar lya karo
    Jaise
    GOVINDA KE DHOTI ME JADA LAGY,………SALMAN KE DHOTI ME SENDH (hole) AMIR KE DHOTI ME CURFEW………ETC

  18. lakshay Says:

    joke is good but y gandhi ji only u could have put some other guy’s name……..

  19. Big B Says:

    Guys chill and enjoy things we do not have much time to laugh where r we fighting tats something posted to make us laugh and enjoy if we dont have such things do u think does it make any funny joke and make us smile always remember work like mad enjoy like mad no limits tat”s my fanda smile and make others smile let it take what ever it takes to.
    as we think of our whishes be crazy and mad man not emotional and v.v.v.sensitive that will spoil the environment and make us live in boundaries live off the edge!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. diwakar agrawal Says:

    this joke is too nice & make all my frnds to laugh

  21. TUSHAR Says:

    IT’S TERRRRRIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFIC,YAAAARRRRR!!!

  22. Amit Says:

    Aray…
    chodo Yaaro…
    Aaj k zamanay nay gandhi g ko bhuladiya
    kumsay kum a logunkay dhoti ko tho yaad kartay hai,,,,,,,,,

  23. m Says:

    this is just a joke why r u guys making such a fuss about it just read it and forget it.

  24. raj Says:

    u can add many more…like
    g k d m…julie
    g k d m…kayamat
    g k d m …kutch kutch hota h
    g k d m…..dilwale
    g k d m ….faulaad
    g k d m….hum tum
    g k d m….atyachar
    g k d m…namak haram
    g k d m…don
    d k d m…jannat
    g k d m …black
    g k d m….jiddi
    g k d m….hathiyaar
    g k d m….jugaad
    g k d m….kantee
    g k d m….hera pheri
    g k d m ….damini
    g k d m …showlay
    g k d m…..shakti
    g k d m…..,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,u 2 can think

  25. Rahul Morey Says:

    People who are fighting on behalf of gandhiji, just do one thing, imagine the person named “Gandhiji” in this particular joke is someone else, just as we have two people with the same name, things will be quit simpler, anyways I enjoyed the joke, n m not able to control my laughter,will definitely tell this joke to my colleagues,
    here r some 4m my side………
    g k d m……..”Titanic”
    g k d m……..”Golmaal”
    g k d m……..”Godzilla”
    g k d m……..”Jurassic Park”
    g k d m……..”Sarkarraj”
    g k d m……..”Phir Milenge”
    g k d m……..”Gajini”
    g k d m……..”Ye Raste Hain Pyaar Ke”
    g k d m……..”Chachi 420″
    g k d m……..”Aunti No.1″
    n much more…..bye n enjoy it.

  26. Sunidhi Says:

    Its veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy funny i never ever heard this much funny joke at all

  27. mani Says:

    mana ki new generation kafi modern ho rahi hei fame k liye kisi ko bhi use kerke uska tamasha,mazak bana sakti hei. Lekin HUM AMERICANS KABHI NAHI BAN PAYENGE OR USKA BEST EXAMPLE HEI YE JOKE.
    HAMARE DESH MEI GINTI K KUCH HI LOG HEIN JINKA NAAM WORLD MEI BADE HI RESPECT K SAAT LIYA JATA HEI. AGAR HUM HI UNKA MAZAK BANAYENGE TO OTHERS KO KUCH NAHI KEH PAYENGE. SAB INTELLIGENT HEIN SAMAJ SAKO TO SAMJHO OTHERWISE “LAUGH” make more jokes on your parents also.

  28. Rahul Says:

    mani tu baccha hi rahega………….

  29. Rahul Says:

    itna hi ghamand hain to jo terrorism bad raha hain, uske upar kuch likh le,kuch nahi to char paise hi mil jayenge aur tera moo bhi band rahega………gandhi ki chati aulaad..!!!!!!!!

  30. Zaid Says:

    Very funny Dudes..
    Wanna add some more…
    g k d m…Tere Mere Sapne
    g k d m…Pyar ka saagar
    g k d m …Fashion
    g k d m…..Dostana
    g k d m ….Garam Masala
    g k d m….Josh
    g k d m….U me aur Hum
    g k d m…Mr ya Miss
    g k d m…Vivah
    d k d m…Bas Ek Pal
    g k d m …Khushboo
    g k d m….Tashan
    g k d m….Thoda Pyar Thoda Magic
    g k d m….Chocolate
    g k d m….Raaz
    g k d m….CASH
    g k d m ….Page 3
    g k d m …Maine Pyar Kyun Kiya
    g k d m…..Krazzy 4
    Add some more….

  31. tushar da dk Says:

    its a joke isse joke ki tarah lo rajkumar ko pagal hone ki zarurat nahi h agar hansi nahi ayi toh rone ki zarurat nahi h b chill warna kheera kha g*** …..

  32. mansi Says:

    its very funny really…!!!!

  33. for malika pt 15 Says:

    If it is joke, then we can say any thing abt any one’s father too. As Gandhiji is father of nation.

    Then can I say malika’s father’s dhoti me

  34. Ash Says:

    AWESUM jokes man awesum …….. :) whoeever wrote them r like great to me cuz i suck at poetry :P !! thx again <3

  35. laptop Says:

    sunidhi what are you doing now?

  36. 84544 Says:

    G K D M KAMINEY
    g k d m heroes
    g k d m ravan
    g k d m bhoothnath
    g k d m awara pagal deewana
    g k d m awaarapan
    g k d m kites
    g k d m badmaash company
    g k d m bhool bhulaiyaan
    g k d m de dana dan
    g k d m pyar ke side effects
    g k d m bolo ram
    g k d m masti
    g k d m halla bhol
    g k d m dhol
    g k d m dhamaal
    g k d m wake up sid
    g k d m spiderman

  37. triloksinghpawar Says:

    Joke acha hai ya bura, ye to pata nahi. But I noticed one thing, kuch Hindu joke ko acha kah rahey hai to kuch bura, par sare muslims ko joke pasand aya. Hey guys kyo no Gandhi name ko Pagamber se replace kar de, akhir ye hai to joke hi na and joke ko joke ki tarah lo.

  38. Raghu Says:

    I dont think its a religious matter..
    I think you havent read the complete joke..
    Just read it and if u dont like it.. Say it is bad but plz dont put such comments which hurt anyone’s religious values..

  39. rajkishore Says:

    Dear trilok
    think it as joke. Plz dont bring religion in it.

  40. IMRAN Says:

    Trilok singh tujh jaise hi log hai jo aaj bhi hmare mulq me hindu aur muslim ko ladawate hai
    ab waqt hai in sb cheezon se oopar uth kr sonchne ka
    main tujh se poonchhta hu tu GANDHI JI k kitne way ko follow krat hai
    tujh jaise logo ko bs mauqa chahiye nafrat shuru karne ka.

  41. IMRAN Says:

    Trilok singh tujh jaise hi log hai jo aaj bhi hmare mulq me hindu aur muslim ko ladawate hai
    ab waqt hai in sb cheezon se oopar uth kr sonchne ka
    main tujh se poonchhta hu tu GANDHI JI k kitne way ko follow krat hai
    tujh jaise logo ko bs mauqa chahiye nafrat shuru karne ka.
    koshish kro aman k liye nafrat me kya rakkha hai…………?

  42. krishna Says:

    u r right imran…………….

  43. krishna Says:

    u r right imran…..

  44. seema Says:

    itne saare comment padhane ke baad mai ye kehna chahti hu ki GANDHI JI ke naam ko lekara hi to ye ladayi ho rahi hai to GANDHI JI ke naam se kisi our ka naam replace kar dete hai bas saari problem khatm ho jaaegi mai GANDHI JI ko bilkul bhi nhi manti hu ye nhi kehti ki maine itihas bahut achi tarha se padha hai lekin phir bhi ek INDIAN hone ke nate mai bas itana hi kahungi ki is joke mai Gandhi ji ka naam kisi aur naam se replace kar diyaa jaae.

  45. Harun,kolkata Says:

    is joke se itne jo bhi nafrat karte ho is liye ki isme GHANDI ji ka nam hai mai un har “BHARTI” se puchta hu ki kitne log hai aaj ke din jo GHANDHI JI ke BATAYe hue RASTE ko mante hai or NIBHATE hai . is liye mere piyare bhai log hamlogon ko kosis karna chahiye ki joke ko joke hi samajh kar read kare na ki use kisi religious se zor kar.

  46. madhur Says:

    it is very funny joke. we can also say
    g k d m ……… dilwale dulhaniya le jayengay
    g k d m ………mohabatten
    g k d m ………dus
    g k d m ………kabhi kushi kabhi gum
    g k d m ………hollow man
    g k d m ………2012
    g k d m ………houseful
    g k d m ……… ishq
    g k d m ………welcome
    g k d m ………singh is kinng
    g k d m ………sharabi
    g k d m ………awara
    g k d m ………do mastane
    g k d m ………dhamaal
    g k d m ………goal
    g k d m ………dhol
    g k d m ………paa
    g k d m ………jaane tu ya jaane na
    g k d m ………suryavansham
    g k d m ………amar akhbar anthony
    g k d m ………kurbaan
    g k d m ………anjaana anjaani
    g k d m ………action
    g k d m ………golmal
    g k d m ………mughl-e-azam
    u can also think many more

  47. jasmine Says:

    toooo amazing joke

  48. yugank Says:

    be cool dudes, i thnk u should consult me about those thngs. In our group we crack fun of ourself then who the f*** is gandhi

  49. tamrin Says:

    it is too good…..good job

  50. karan Says:

    m agree wid malika saale gandhi ne tl waatt hi laga di hamari sabne kurbaniya Di lekin budhe ki jai jaikar ho rhi hai like bhagag singh jaise fansi per latak ker dikhata wahi per dhoti gili ho jati malika u r rite

  51. happy Says:

    gandhi ji ki dhoti main–GARAM MASALA

  52. happy Says:

    gandhi ji ki dhoti main–PARDES

  53. Vineet Says:

    gandhi gi ki dhoti mein godzilla

  54. Vineet Says:

    gandhi ji ki dhoti mein no entry
    OR
    gandhi ji ki dhoti mein king kong

  55. Harjinder Kumar Says:

    Arrey… dhoti mein jo actual (Ganghi)tha wo bhi kamyab nahi tha..tabhi to desh bant gaya aur finally barbad ho gaya..

  56. ritha Says:

    Shame on everybody who says its a good joke afar himmat hai to gandhi ki jagah apanay baap. Ka naam likho.

  57. visheshbakyan Says:

    very good and funny are added this website .

  58. Ashish Says:

    G K D mein aangare
    G K D mein namak haram
    so funny lolz
    :)

  59. Ashish Says:

    :) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  60. Ashish Says:

    kutte fuck off

  61. karan Says:

    :) :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

  62. karan Says:

    :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

  63. Ranjeet KUmar Says:

    G K D mein DABANGG
    G K D mein TEES MAAR KHAN
    and G K D mein DHOBI GHAT.

  64. Rahul Says:

    gANDHI KI DHOTI MEIN DIDLO

  65. Divyanshu Says:

    G K D M Drakula

  66. coolsanjana Says:

    G K D M sheela ki Javani.
    G K D M munni badnam hoi.
    G K D M darna mana hai.

  67. Anikesh Says:

    it iz toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny plz sent me that type of funny jokes

  68. MAYANK DOTIYAL Says:

    WHAT A JOKE YAAR. KYA JOKE MARA HAI. AGAR KISI FILM KA NAM “AAG” HOTA TO …. GANDHI KI DHOTI ME AAG…………………………. FUNNY, VERY FUNNY JOKE…

  69. Shobhit jain Says:

    please remove this joke… as this is a website and joke is on the Mahatma Gandhi.

  70. abhi Says:

    gandhi was a madarchod plz don’t any respect for him. he is just a selfish man with no moral. what ever he did he did for himself. his own son betray him because of his doing. his own wife was not happy with him. if a person was accepted by his own family how come the whole nation will respect. it is because they know him more than anyone and they know his true image.
    *gandhi was an asshole*

  71. abhi Says:

    gandhi was a madarchod plz don’t any respect for him. he is just a selfish man with no moral. what ever he did he did for himself. his own son betray him because of his doing. his own wife was not happy with him. if a person was accepted by his own family how come the whole nation will respect. it is because they know him more than anyone and they know his true image.
    *gandhi was an asshole*

    and what u did

  72. abhi Says:

    gandhi was a madarchod plz don’t any respect for him. he is just a selfish man with no moral. what ever he did he did for himself. his own son betray him because of his doing. his own wife was not happy with him. if a person was accepted by his own family how come the whole nation will respect. it is because they know him more than anyone and they know his true image.
    *gandhi was an asshole*

    and what u did.

  73. Shubhanshu Says:

    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN MURDER
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN DHAMAAL

  74. Sneh Says:

    Gandhi pe or joke banao. wo to sala idiot duffar hain.

  75. ARPIT Says:

    ALSO -
    GANDHI JI KEE DHOTI MEIN GARAM MASALA

  76. SIDHU Jatt Says:

    Gandhi was a real motherfucker. He did nothing for our country. He was against Sh. Bhagat Singh who sacrificed his life for India. He was against Shaheed Udham Singh (another great martyeer frm punjab who took revenge of Jallianwala Bagh Massacre, Amritsar) Gandhi was against all the revolutionaries who sacrificed their lives for India. But still that asshole is the hero of the nation. Frndz some of u might b agree wid my statement and some of u might not be and those who r not agree wid me i’ ve got two words for them. “FUCK YOU”

  77. SIDHU Jatt Says:

    I love guys who hate gandhi and i hate guys u love gandhi.

  78. SIDHU Jatt Says:

    I love guys who hate gandhi and i hate guys who love gandhi

  79. dk Says:

    wah gandhi ji ke joks…………

  80. ashish joan Says:

    ghandi k d m .welcome ,hathiyar aujar 3 idiats lakeer andheri rat mein deeya tere hath main.

  81. ali kamran Says:

    joke is good only if gandhi jee’s name be replaced with any (politician)even we here in Pakistan respects gandhi jee, we cant even think of making jokes of this great leader.

  82. anuj Says:

    verry fanny

  83. Rahul Says:

    I agree with SIDHU Jatt. Gandhi was a fucking stupid person. just due to that mother fucker we get independence so late. People who feel that he was a nice person should read the history again, but read only the facts. Gandhi bhi baba ramdev ki tarah chutiya hi tha.

  84. sam Says:

    gandhi ki dhoti mein- munni badnam
    gandhi ki dhoti mein- jalwa

  85. sam Says:

    gandhi ki dhoti mein- kismat connection

  86. neha Says:

    it was a very ghatiya and cheap joke

  87. rajiv Says:

    very funny n nice

  88. Dr. Omkar kalantri Says:

    I love jokes that make fun of bapu. I hate mahatma gandhi . he put our nation from the frying pan into the owen.

  89. Mahatama Gandhi Says:

    Ye jokes sunkar mera dhoti girgigya…

  90. Omkar Says:

    M.K Gandhi started the end of India. M for mohanlal, doesn’t deserve the Mahatma tag.

  91. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti me Gand hi Gand.

  92. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein Gand-hi Gand.(bad odour)

  93. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein A-kela

  94. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein Lawaaris

  95. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein khoon bhari maang …..hahahahaha

  96. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein Border

  97. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein Ek Phool Do Maali

  98. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein Aflatoon

  99. Omkar Says:

    Gandhi ki Dhoti mein Goo-mnaam

  100. rahul Says:

    gandhi ki dhoti me KITES
    gandhi ki dhoti me andha kanoon
    gandhi ki dhoti me 7 hindustani
    gandhi ki dhoti me Singham
    gandhi ki dhoti me Hathyar
    gandhi ki dhoti me HATIMTAI
    gandhi ki dhoti me Delhi 6
    gandhi ki dhoti me Delhi Belly
    gandhi ki dhoti me 3 Idiots

  101. Ramchudawan Says:

    Gandhi ki dhoti mein Khoon Pasina
    Gandhi ki dhoti mein Kalia
    Gandhi ki dhoti mein Ek hi bhool
    Gandhi ki dhoti mein Lakeer
    Gandhi ki dhoti mein su-su-ral(Sasural)
    Gandhi ki dhoti mein Potti Parmeshwar
    Gandhi ki dhoti mein Mr.Natwarlal

  102. rahul gill Says:

    k0n h yaha gandhi ka bhagat jo hume galat keh rha hai? Gandhi ek nautanki se jyada kuch ni tha..muje sirf itna bta do kitne c0ngressi is desh k liye angrezo k hatho fansi par ltkep? Answer = 0..av muje btao gandhi ka k0n sa andolan safal hua? Answer =0. Bhagat singh aur 2sre socialists ka man na tha k india m azadi aye to ec0nomic equality krdeni chahiye. Gandhi ne iska hmesha oppose kia. Aur gandhi ka apni bhatiji manu ko nangi kr k apne sath sula kr apna brhmcharya test krne ko kya kahoge? Ek mahatma aisa kr skta h kya? Iska mtlb ni k apne kuch kia ya nahi. Mtlb apki ankh m sharam ka hai. He was nt a mahatma angrezo ka pithu tha.

  103. mahesh Says:

    gandhi ki dhoti me hum do humarey do.

  104. anubhav Says:

    superb yaar khaaskar gandhi ki dhoti mein darar

  105. anubhav Says:

    superb yaar khaaskar gandhi ki dhoti mein darar

  106. anubhav Says:

    Gandhi was a real motherfucker. He did nothing for our country. He was against Sh. Bhagat Singh who sacrificed his life for India. He was against Shaheed Udham Singh (another great martyeer frm punjab who took revenge of Jallianwala Bagh Massacre, Amritsar) Gandhi was against all the revolutionaries who sacrificed their lives for India. But still that asshole is the hero of the nation. Frndz some of u might b agree wid my statement and some of u might not be and those who r not agree wid me i’ ve got two words for them. “FUCK YOU”

  107. It was good Says:

    G k d m main 7 khoon maf g k d m main bodygard g k d m main shaitan g k d m main mujse friendship karoge g k d m main rajneeti

  108. kishita Says:

    i dont agrre with SIDHU jatt.mahatma gandhi was a great person.the people in india are very grateful to him because he gave his for the citizens of india

  109. SIDHU jatt.. Says:

    i don

  110. piyusha Says:

    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN KAL HO NA HO
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN GARAM MASALA
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN JANASHEEN
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN DOUBLE DHAMAAL
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN DOSTANA
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN ANJANA ANJAANI
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN GHOST
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN HAUNTED
    GANDHI JI KI DHOTI MEIN SHAITAN

  111. piyusha Says:

    Anubhav, I’m tottaly agree with you… People use to think that nathu godsay kill gandhi, infact he saves our nation from Gandhi.

  112. SIDHU jatt... Says:

    thanx Piyusha and Anubhav for appreciating my comment….

  113. SIDHU jatt... Says:

    and guys someone please tell kishita not to appreciate that MOTHERFUCKER… (sidhuharry12345@gmail.com)

  114. SIDHU jatt... Says:

    guys someone please tell Kishita not to appreciate that MOTHERFU**** (sidhuharry12345@gmail.com)

  115. samyak nagar Says:

    gkdm hum saath saath hai
    border,bhool bholaiya,love sex aur dhoka,race,realy its underwear but we should not say this about him .

  116. Prabhat Says:

    What a brilliant joke man , It now my stomach is paining because of laughing.

  117. shreya Says:

    Gaandhi ki Dhoti main jaadu..

  118. ria Says:

    excellent dude , this joke rocks

    sammy

  119. javed khan Says:

    veryyy funyyyy

  120. Yamraj Says:

    Gandhi ko gaali dete ho randi ki aulado saamne aao tumhari maa ka bhosda na phad diya to…..Yamraj nahi

  121. Yamraj Says:

    Gandhi ko gaali dete ho randi ki aulado saamne aao tumhari maa ka bhosda na phad diya to…..Yamraj nahi no 9936075252

  122. jija g Says:

    maa di fudi gandhi di naale teri di. bhen chod kuta londa c o . tu gandhi nu bund deni ae salia j aj jinda hunda ta sale nu kut kut maar dena c Yamraj Says bhen diya yaara tu hai kithe aja jithe kayenga dekhlange tenu vade hero nu

  123. jija g Says:

    gandhi ki doti me ; dirty picture
    gkd me ghatak
    gkd me 1 or 1 11
    gkd me khayi
    gkd me akhri rasta
    gkd me BAARISH
    gdk me BACHCHON KA KHEL
    gdk me BADALTE RISHTE
    gdk me BAHAAR
    gdk me chamatkar
    gdk me KABZAA
    gdk me KACHCHE HEERE
    gdk me surang
    gdk me IMTIHAAN
    gdk me ILZAAM
    gdk me INSAAN JAAG UTHA
    gdk me TADAP
    gdk me TOOTE KHILONE
    gdk me EK AUR KHOON
    gdk me EK PHOOL DO MALI
    gdk me CHHOTA CHETAN
    gdk me kal ho na ho
    gdk me lage raho munna bai
    hahaahahhaaha

  124. hitesh Says:

    bahut badiya

  125. ramsha Says:

    awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  126. Cute Abhishek Says:

    hahahah laughin my fuckin ass off…no no no not on these jokes but on u guys….kitne bade lund ho yaar tum sab hahaha !!!!

  127. Shabz Says:

    wat a funny joke………..its very amusing……..i enjoyed it very very very much……..hahahahhahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  128. utpal udit Says:

    gdk me ganga yamuna swarsati
    gdk me rockstar
    gdk me raone
    gdk me bandhan
    gdk me co2

  129. freak Says:

    stup u oll guys n nt make fn of dis bldy joke n y u teasing gandhi ji

  130. anwar Says:

    i am really impressed and enjoyed alot.
    whatever the bullshit titles of the movies are there we can add along with it and enjoy with enthusiasm. this all mentioned about what is inside gandhi’s dhoti. but a lot in the mind of gandhi’s mind and heart which has not been disclosed. and unfortunately by the time of freedom lot of people inspired by him and make him the father of nation. which really he doesn’t deserve.The wearer of the shoe can only feel better the pain of the shoe bite.

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