(18 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
Loading ...Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage. You can read it bottom to top leaving last line.
(15 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
(8 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Woman: One of your bees just stung me. I want you to do something about it.
Beekeeper: Certainly, Madam. Just show me which bee it was and I’ll have it punished.
(14 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5) Loading ... Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t b heard!
Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls?
(23 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5) Loading ...A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.
He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, “God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I’ll stop drinking!”
Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!
He prayed again, “God, please get my foot out and I’ll stop drinking and cussing!”
Still nothing ….. and the train was just seconds away!
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