Jokes Duniya

Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?”

“Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk.

“That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.”

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.

The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old man standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.”

[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let’s code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor), Has lotsa dollar (lotsa dollar)
Hai bachelor, has lotsa dollar
Spectacular! He’s a developer (he’s a developer, he’s a developer)
Pappu ka dimaag tez hai, Pappu ko breaks ka craze hai
Pappu ka chashma thick black, Pappu dikhta geek hai (geek hai)
Swatch ki ghadi haathon mein, Gale mein tag company wala
[Par Pappu can’t code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!

Paida Pappu hua to outsourcing aa dhamki
Angrezon ke muh se nikhli gandhe gaaliyon ki dhamki
(hey array array) Pappu karta hai cut copy paste
(hey array array) Tester logon ka time karta hai waste
(hey array array) Pappu manager logon ka yaar hai
(hey array array) Pappu beer peene mein toh star hai
[But Pappu can’t code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta!

Papa kehte the bada kaam karega
Nahi pata tha Pappu bus maska marega
(hey array array) Pappu ke paas hai B E
(hey array array) Manata hai onsite jaise ho holiday
(hey array array) Pappu keyboard bajata hai
(hey array array) Jahaan bhi jata hai, wapus aa jata hai
[Cos Pappu can’t code saala] 2
Haan Pappu code likh nahi sakta
Yeah!! Pappu can’t code saala!!!

==> Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

==> Rajanikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.

==> Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth’ PC will crash.
==> Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

==> Rajanikanth can build a snowman…. out of rain.

==> Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

==> Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

==> Rajanikanth can play the violin….on a piano.

==> When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,….he turns the dark off.

==> Rajanikanth once had a heart attack…. his heart lost.

==> When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.

==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

==>Rajnikant doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is!!

==>Rajnikant’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

==>Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

==>The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the corners off.

==>Rajnikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills, they just made him blink.

==>Rajnikant’s every step is a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of his morning jog!

==>Where there is a will, there’s a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way!!

==>There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajnikant lives in Chennai!

Rearrange the letters:

PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN

MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:

When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER