Get away from her
A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water.
Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.
It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend’s father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!” The woman thought, “This is great!”
And a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn’t even hesitate.
She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “Dammit Ginger!” Once again the woman smiled and thought, “Yes!” A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn’t even think about it.
She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “Dammit ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!”
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December 16th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
great….amazing joke
December 21st, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Sounds good
January 10th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
REALLY SCENTFUL
January 16th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
GREAT
March 19th, 2009 at 9:00 am
really JOR KA JHATKA LAGA
July 24th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
this is the most funny joke ever cos like at first sh is thinking hes blaming the dog and then she realises its her shes blaming
August 24th, 2009 at 6:02 am
Thanx for the entertainment gal…u rock
March 11th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
man really scentful hahahahahahahaha awesome joke awesome joke .good joke who did this
March 27th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
OMG!….NASTY
May 16th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
a very nice one. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 11th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
oh my god.its so rude.
August 24th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
nyc 1!!!!
October 27th, 2010 at 5:15 am
what a funny and good one
July 28th, 2011 at 8:08 pm
funny