Sharab se nafrat
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Mohan: Ladkiya sharab se itni nafrat kyun karti hai?

Sohan: Kyun ki isko pine ke baad unke chue jaise pati shero jaise bartab karne lagte hai!!!
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.

Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.

Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!
Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.

Friend2: Kyu?
Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!

Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
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