Jokes In Hindi



Sleep in peace

(71 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!

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Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.


Neela daant…

(83 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
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One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

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One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…


Jhoot pakarne wali machine

(42 votes, average: 4.02 out of 5)
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Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?

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Doosra dost:
Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”


Not in duty

(67 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5)
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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.

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Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.


Bada faayda

(56 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!

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Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!

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