Kitne admi they?

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Gabbar : Kitne admi they?
Sambha : Sardar 2

Gabbar : Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba : Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai

Robber

Gabbar : Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba : 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.

Gabbar : To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba : Beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar : To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba : 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.

Gabar : 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba : 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.

Gabbar : Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba : Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do..


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4 Responses to “Kitne admi they?”



  1. khan Says:

    kya purani joke bar bar repeat karke likhe ho

  2. shyam Says:

    this joke is very good super and fantastics thanks

  3. sahil Says:

    tum log sholy ke piche kyo pade rahte ho…… padna hai to kissi acchi si girl or actress ke piche pado

  4. sunil Says:

    Very…Very….Very Tasty

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