Banta’s Date
Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.

Banta, “It was a flop idea.”
Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”
Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”
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