Mayawati came to Lalu’s house
(21 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5)
Loading ...Mayawati came to Lalu’s house with a goat…
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun layi ho?
Maya : Dikhta nahi, goatwa hai.
Lalu : Hum goatwa se hi puch raha hu!!!
Jokes In Hindi
(21 votes, average: 4.24 out of 5) Loading ...Sardarji committing suicide
(21 votes, average: 3.9 out of 5) Loading ...Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?
Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
Hai koi jawaab???
(25 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, ‘Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?’
Hai koi jawaab???
Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?
(13 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5) Loading ...Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
Ajit & robert in cricket match
(31 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5) Loading ...Ajit is watching cricket match of India vs.Pakistan. Kapil is bowling and Imran is batting. Pakistan needs 18 runs in 3 balls.
Ajit : Rabert Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Beemer daalde aur Imran ko out karde.
Rabert : Ok boss Robert goes to Kapil and tells the message.
Kapil nods and bowls but Imran hits it for a six!
Ajit : Rabert ab Kapil se kehna ek khatarnak Yorker daalde aur Imran kaa kaam tamam karde.
