Tumhe phansi hogi
(57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
Loading ...Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha ha ha!
Police: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Sardar: Main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
Jokes In Hindi
(57 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...Maa banne wali hoon
(74 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5) Loading ...Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”
Submitted by: prakash
Banta goes to watch dance
(47 votes, average: 3.98 out of 5) Loading ...Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha
Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.
Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.
Sesh naag ki godh
(38 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5) Loading ...Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua tha. Aur wife ne pyaar se apne husband se puchha:
Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise, jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
Doorbell bajao aur bhago
(83 votes, average: 4.01 out of 5) Loading ...Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!
Submitted by: Rishabh Mathur
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