Jokes In Hindi

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

two men

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Submitted by: Samir Khan

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.

Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.

graveyard

Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”

Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

Submitted by: prakash

Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.

Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000 Rs.

Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?

Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?

Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Submitted by: krishana singh

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