Jokes In Hindi



Samne tha Bus Stop

(38 votes, average: 2.66 out of 5)
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A policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions:

Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?”

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Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya :p


Do aankhe battis daante

(51 votes, average: 3.84 out of 5)
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Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?

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Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!


Larki mehnati hoti hai

(48 votes, average: 3.35 out of 5)
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Research ke mutabiq larkian larkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
Aapko pata hai kaise??
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Nahi pata
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Main bata deta hoon aapko
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Ek second…

(59 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Patni: Suno ji mere saath tumhare dus saal kaise beete?

Pati: Ek second ki tarah.

Patni: Agar main tumse 10000 rs mangu toh kaisa lagega?

Pati: Chavnni ki tarah.

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Patni: Jara 10000 rs dena toh

Pati: Abhi deta hu ek second mein


Bahar ka mat khana

(45 votes, average: 4 out of 5)
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Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

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Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

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