Jokes In Hindi



James Bond buys a pan

(39 votes, average: 2.74 out of 5)
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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

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When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!


Long celebration

(48 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
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Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai, Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha. Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

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Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!


Kab tak khaoge…

(57 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

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Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon, Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM.


Shaadi ka bahana

(33 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5)
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Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

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Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi.

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Lalu-Rabri Funny Riddle

(85 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5)
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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumari.

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Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?

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