Badda dukh hoya si
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai.
Aur samne wale kabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai.
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?”
Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthe ga.”
Maa apne bete se kehti: Beta so ja warna gabbar aa jayega.

Beta apni maa se kehta: Maa mujhe Chocolate do varna papa se keh dunga ke mere sone ke bad roz gabbar aata hai.
Raat ko sohar aur biwi soo rahe they. Ek dam se biwi ko sohar ki awaaz aayi, biwi uth kar sohar se poocha, “kya baat hai?”
Sohar ne bataaya, “ke meri kameez zameen par gir pari thi”

Biwi ne kaha ke, “toh itna shor kyun machaya”
Sohar bola, “ke uss kameez mein main bhi tha!!!”
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.

One: Woh kyun.?
Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…
Tired of all those crappy, "not so funny" old jokes?
We have gone through thousands of jokes and selected only the funniest ones which will definitely make you laugh your ass off.
Simply fill and submit the form below and receive the hilarious jokes every week in your email: