(77 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5)
Loading ...Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?
(81 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5) Loading ...Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,
Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…
(97 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
(106 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
(68 votes, average: 3.82 out of 5) Loading ...Naukrani ne malkin se kaha, memsahab gajab ho gaya, pados ki teen auraten aap ki saas ko peet rahi hai.
Malkin naukrani ke saath balakani se aayi aur chupchap tamasha dekhne lagi.
Naukarani ne poocha, aap madad karne nahi jayengi?
Malkin: Nahi uske liye teen hi kaafi hai.
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