(84 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa: Yaar aaj pehli bar maine accha kaam kya, jiss par logon ne mujhe bohat mara!
Banta: Woh kya..
Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay, maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.
Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara
Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!
(77 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5) Loading ...Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se: Meri unse ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Shadi mein jhagde toh hote rehte hai fikar mat karo.
Beti: Woh toh thik hai par ab “LAASH” ka kya karu?
(81 votes, average: 3.96 out of 5) Loading ...Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman,
Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai…
(97 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Santa: Main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per Sher tha.
Banta: Phir kya hua?
Santa: Maine Sher se kaha, “Pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.”
(106 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.
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