Short Funny Jokes



Fly in the tea cup

(15 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
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Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?

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Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.


Where u get this mummy?

(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5)
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

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FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?


Ladki hans rahi hai

(18 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)
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A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai

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Friend: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..


“My Dog”

(26 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

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Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!


Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare

(18 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5)
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Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

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Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”

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