Fly in the tea cup
(15 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
Loading ...Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Short Funny Jokes
(15 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...Where u get this mummy?
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5) Loading ...PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Ladki hans rahi hai
(18 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“
Friend: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai..
Submitted by: faisu vkd
“My Dog”
(26 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5) Loading ...Teacher : Pappu, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Pappu : No, teacher, it’s the same dog… we both wrote on!!!
Submitted by: Priti Devre
Naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare
(18 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji’ne murgi’ji ko pakar liya hai.”
