Consider as a “God”
Santa : People consider me as a “GOD”.
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,“Oh GOD ! U have came again”.
Short Funny Jokes
Kaisi biwi chahiye?
Baap ne poocha : Beta Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Beta : Chand Jaisi.
Baap : Itni Khubsurat?
Beta : Nahi papa, aisi jo raat ko aaye aur subah hote hi chali jaye.
Submitted by: Vaishali
Insane Talks
Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga.
Dusra Pagal standing besides said “mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga”.
Submitted by: Imtiaz
Why did u eat it???
A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her “Mom, What’s in u’r tummy?”
Mom answered “Its a sweet, lovely baby.”
Son says, “If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???”
Submitted by: Sania
Subbarman at Airport
Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Sharjah airport. He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name.
Finally, he got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven’t called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half and were wondering why he hadn’t responded!
The reason was made clear when the immigration officer pronounced his name as: ‘Anotherman Superman’.
