Why’s Santa’s phone OFF bhai??
Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
Short Funny Jokes
Badda dukh hoya si
Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?
Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.
Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.
Submitted by: Samir Khan
Plastic surgery
Ek aadmi bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, “Kyu, tension mein ho.”
Aadmi: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 2 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab saale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon!
Larki mehnati hoti hai
Research ke mutabiq larkian larkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai
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Done-dana-dan
Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
Student – He done his work and done-dana-dan done-dana-dan.
