Santa Banta out for movie
(16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
Loading ... Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.
Why?
Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).
Short Funny Jokes
(16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5) Loading ...Santa goes TV shopping
(15 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’
‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.
Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’
Ek bohaut badha rahasya.
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5) Loading ...Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ?
Socho !!
Are yaar thik se socho !!
Nahi soch paye ? Thik hai, jawaf chahate ho to
Khud baith ke dekh lo tawae par,
pata chal jayega.
Submitted by: rohit singh
Mr. Bean attending a meeting
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Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.
Man:The Master of Women??
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Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
