Short Funny Jokes



Santa Banta out for movie

(16 votes, average: 3.69 out of 5)
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Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.

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Why?

Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).


Santa goes TV shopping

(15 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.

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Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’


Ek bohaut badha rahasya.

(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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Tawe pe pada popcorn uchalta kyo hai ?

Socho !!

Are yaar thik se socho !!

Nahi soch paye ?  Thik hai, jawaf chahate ho to

Khud baith ke dekh lo tawae par,

pata chal jayega.


Mr. Bean attending a meeting

(10 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5)
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Colleague : Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. Because of a power failure.

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Mr. Bean : That’s alright, me too… I got stuck on the escalator for 3Hrs.


Man:The Master of Women??

(8 votes, average: 2.63 out of 5)
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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’?

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Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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