(18 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
Loading ...Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don’t try to be funny. I meant to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master: No Madam, I’m afraid it’s too heavy.
(35 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5) Loading ...Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!
Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
(13 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5) Loading ...Papa : Beta, har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jayega…
Beta : Lekin Papa fir aap ka character ka kya hoga..??
(15 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5) Loading ...A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Police officer.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying for years.”
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5) Loading ...Jenny : Robin, do you know who is a Superman ?
Robin : “Yes, I know.”
Jenny : “Who?”
Robin : “The one who wears his red underwear over his pants.”
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