Tumhari kidney churai hai
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Loading ...Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!
Nurse: Chal hat jhute, humne to teri kidney churai hai !!
Short Funny Jokes
(12 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5) Loading ...I want to be a cockroach
(21 votes, average: 3.76 out of 5) Loading ... Santa: What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.
The short period dance
(9 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5) Loading ...A boy young man to a young woman at a ball, “Whenever I dance with you, the music lasts only a short time.”
The young women replied, “No wonder,The band leader is my fiance.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Ad for a good cook
(19 votes, average: 4.11 out of 5) Loading ...Hotel Management gave advertisement for a good cook to recruit. One cook has sent one application as follows :
“Dear Sir, I am a good cooker. If you appoint me, I am sure I will be able to cook you. When I was working earlier in a hotel I cooked them all.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Graying hair
(12 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5) Loading ...Customer asked to the shopkeeper, “What do you have for graying hair?”
The Shopkeeper replied, “Nothing but the highest respect Sir.”
Submitted by: Sohela Mahmood
