Bhagwan ko Gussa Kab aata hai?
# Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
- Jab koi ladki shadi se pahle pregnant hoti hai, aur uski maa bole:
“HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?”
Short Funny Jokes
Parking for two wheelers only
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!
Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.
Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
Submitted by: Sameeha Maskeen
Fly in the tea cup
Customer: Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter: “How could I know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
Subbarman at Airport
Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Sharjah airport. He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name.
Finally, he got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven’t called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half and were wondering why he hadn’t responded!
The reason was made clear when the immigration officer pronounced his name as: ‘Anotherman Superman’.
