Latest Sardar Jokes



Banta at court

(16 votes, average: 4.06 out of 5)
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Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.

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Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?


Santa singh planting the chicken

(20 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5)
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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

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A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”


Weather forecast

(19 votes, average: 3.26 out of 5)
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Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so.

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He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.


Where is the car?

(12 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.

Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.

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Preeto: I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.

Banta: You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?

Preeto:
In the pool.


I want toilet paper

(18 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)
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Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
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