(27 votes, average: 3.93 out of 5)
Loading ...Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’
Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that’s funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?’
(28 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5) Loading ...Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
“When will Punjab Express go from here”?
Man Replies, 10.30.
“When will Deccan Queen go from here”?
Man Replies, 12.30.
Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardar replies, “NO. I only want to cross the tracks
(23 votes, average: 2.65 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar complained to his friend about his wife.
“My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years.” said Sardar.
Mrs Sardar intervened, “Not six we have been married for seven years!”
(23 votes, average: 3.74 out of 5) Loading ...A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death.
“The rate is Rs. 360 per single col. cm,” the clerk told him.
“Main toh lut jaoonga,” exclaimed the Sardar.
“My father was 182 cms tall.”
(19 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
“They should not put up such misleading notices,” said Banta Singh.
It said, “Fine For Parking Here.”
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