What’s your phone number?
On a romantic date sardar’s girl friend asks him:
“Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?”
He said: “Sure ! What’s your phone number?”
Submitted by: Rohit walia
Latest Sardar Jokes
I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Birthday cake
Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Submitted by: Black Rose
Are You a Foreigner?
After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Sardar : In London a lady asked me are you a foreigner?
Submitted by: Midsouth43
