Jokes Duniya

Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend : B.A.

Sardar : kamal karte ho yaar! Sirf do word padhe, aur woh bhi ulte…

Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach.

First he cut it’s one leg and told, “walk, walk”. Cockroach walked.

Then he cut it’s second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked.

Then cut the third leg and did the same.

At last he cut it’s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn’t walked.

Suddenly sardar said loudly, ” I found it. If we cut cockroach’s four legs, it becomes deaf “.

Santa is driving down a road and sees a sign that says, “Watch for Fallen Rocks.”

A few kilometres later, he sees some rocks at the side of the road, so he stops and picks them up.

When he gets to the next town, he carries the rocks into the Highway Maintenance office and puts them on the counter.

“Here are your fallen rocks,” he says to the man behind the counter. “Now where is my watch?”.

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife askes : Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile.

Then the foreman asked the Sardar why he kept painting less each day?

He replied, “I just can’t do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can.”