Latest Sardar Jokes



An Empty Egg



Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet.

chicken

He finds the egg empty…

Getting fustrated he said, “iski maaki,aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karati hai!”


A Sardarji went to toilet ten times



A Sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.

toilet

Somebody asked,“Sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?”

Sardar : Hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi!


Sardar had twins…



Sardar had twins. He named them Tin and Martin.

Again had twins and named them Peter and Repeater.

twins

Again twins and named them Max and Climax.

Again the same. Disgusted Sardar named them Tired & Retired.


Plumber in college…



Once sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

plumber

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.


Talking about those days



Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

Sardarji was also experiencing the same every time. He tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.” He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent.

mosquito

Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja”.

After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn”.

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