(25 votes, average: 2.92 out of 5)
Loading ...Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.
To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”
Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.
(27 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!
(17 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5) Loading ...Sardar is napping on the lawns of cross-maidan, next to a donkey.
A passer-by asks him, “Sardarji, do you know what time it is?”
Sardar lifts a leg of the donkey and says, “5:00 pm”.
Another passer-by asks him for time. Sardar does the same thing again and tells him the time.
All this while a curious person has been watching what is going on. He approaches the Sardar and asks, “Arre, sardraji, kya bat hai, gadhe ki taang utha ke time bata sakte ho!”
Sardar coolly says, “Arre bhai, gadha beech mein soya hai, to woh rajabai tower ki ghadi nahin dikhti, isliye uski taang uthani padti hai…”
(17 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5) Loading ...Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?
Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.
(24 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5) Loading ...Jeeto: Sharam aani chahiye, tumhare Banta ki bibi ke saath sambandh hain.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aaya tha, usne tumhara underwear pehna hua tha.
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