Expecting You from 20 Years
Just as Santa was about to fall asleep, his wife shook him and said, “I hear someone breaking in.”
At least two nights a week for twenty years Santa had gone through this. He knew that the only way he would get any rest was to go and check it out. So, he went out for a routine check.

When Santa entered the den he was suprised to see a thief. The man held a gun on him and continued to rob the house.
As the theif was about to leave Santa said, “You have to go and meet my wife, Jeeto.”
The thief said, ” Why would you want me to meet your wife?”
Santa replied, “Well, she`s been expecting you from 20 years.”
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