Tishra kaun…
(40 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)
Loading ... Ek metting hoti hai uss metting mein sirf sardar hi sardar thay. Sare sardar iss baat par behas kar rahe thai ki sirf sardaro par hi jokes kyun bantain hai aur kisi par kyun nahi. Iss mein se ek sardar utha or bola ki main iske bare mein pata lagaounga.
Who iske liye America gaya aur waha ke president se mila aur bola ki sirf sardaron par hi jokes kyun banay jantain hai. Toh president bola ki main suna hai ki sardar mein mind kam hota hai.
Ye sunte hi sardar ko ghussa aagaya. President ne kaha ki main proof kar sakta hoon. Sardar bola kaise???
President: Acha bataon mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Bohot sochne samajhne ke baad bhi sardar uske sawalo ka jawab nahi de paya.
Toh president ne jawab diya ki who thisra kon?… main Mister Clinton. Jawab leker sardar wapas aagaya phir metting bethi. Sabhi ne kaha kya tumne pata lagaya. Toh sardar ne kha ki haa. Hampe jokes iss liye bantain hai ki haam bewakuph hotain hai.
Yeh suntain hi waha par bethai sabhi sardar pinak gaye par unko shant karte hue sardar bola ki usne proof kiya hai. Chalo main tum sab se ek sawal karta hoon ki mere ghar mein main, meri bivi, mere bache, par thisra koun? Sabhi shochne lage par koi jawab nahi de paya tab sardar bola, “Are bhai thisra koun woh Mister Clinton.”
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October 20th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
bhai ye kya tha joke tha ya story thi …kuchh palle hi nahi pada
January 27th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
yaar chhote chhote joke likha karo bade joke boring hote hai
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:33 am
ab pad liya or ab afsos ho raha hai k pada hi kyon…….
June 1st, 2009 at 5:46 pm
bakwas….
must read it….
this is for the owner of this joke….
Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win Rs. 1 crore….in Crorepathi Prgrame. The proceding is like below..
The questions are as follows:
1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A. 116
B. 99
C. 100
D. 150
Sardar says “I will skip this”
2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A. BRASIL
B. CHILE
C. PANAMA
D. EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students
3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A. JANUARY
B. SEPTEMBER
C. OCTOBER
D. NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public
4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A. EDER
B. ALBERT
C. GEORGE
D. MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards
5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:
A. CANARYBIRD
B. KANGAROO
C. PUPPY
D. RAT
Sardar gives up.
If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardarji’s replies, Then please check the answers below:
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1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453
2) The Panama hat is made in Equador
3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George’s first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.
5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the puppies.
Now tell me who’s the dumb one….U foolish , So,..Don’t ever laugh at a Sardar ji again.OKAY
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:35 am
good joke
December 17th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
abe bhutni ke insult ke liye beja tha ye sms
February 16th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
its only a jock…so why u take it serious.