Maa aur baap

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Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.


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15 Responses to “Maa aur baap”



  1. anurag Says:

    this joke is too funny good

  2. nitin goyal shaml U.P Says:

    Boy ko girl sa jada mota nahi hona chaheya

  3. AMAN Says:

    gud work…………

  4. radhika singh Says:

    ha ha ha verry verry funny

  5. hari Says:

    befkoof pati pe hansi aa rahi hai

  6. prarthna Says:

    haaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa good…..
    :)
    :)

  7. rajesh Says:

    too good too funny

  8. shreya Says:

    niiiiiceeeeeeee

  9. javed Says:

    abh is baap ko bhi delivery ka date lena parega hospital se….paternity clinic se..baap nehi paap he yeh..

  10. Safi Says:

    Me bus ye janna chahta hu ki is baap ko fuck kisne kiya

  11. raja Says:

    safi, it is non sense

  12. seema Says:

    good ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  13. Mansi Says:

    its really very funny…!!!

  14. laxmi Says:

    NICE ONE ;)

  15. resu khan Says:

    veru very naic jock

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