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A family was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US . It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it when they opened the lid they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,


I am sending mothers body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under her body, cans of cheese, 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please divide these among all of you.

On her feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha’s and Lakshmi’s sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

She(dead mother) is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that she is wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on her left wrist.

Shanta masi, she is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks she is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

PS : If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not feeling too well now a days..

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29 Responses to “Funny furneal”

  1. Prabs Says:

    This is a very cool idea of sending stuff overseas. I really liked it.

  2. PALASH NAG Says:

    nice way to parcle the gifts.

  3. Jagat Says:

    just amazing

  4. Amar Kaur Sohal Says:

    The jokes was really good nad i think that was not a dead body coffin but a suit case to avoid customer payment.

  5. SACHIN Says:


  6. mona Says:

    aggar is ko hindi me karte to sada maza ata

  7. Rupinder Says:

    One shouldn’t make jokes on the death of one’s mother. Grow up kid

  8. Sophie Says:

    too long yet not read!!! :(

  9. Aashima satyawan Says:

    i like it……………

  10. humera Says:

    nice joke but….dead body of mother it’s just not good…….

  11. Yasir Says:

    hey.. it is not good, dead body of mother’s ,,, thik about it.

  12. deepthi Says:

    Its very bad to make jokes on familymates especially on parents

  13. ANKUR Says:


  14. nidhi jha Says:

    nice but not good plz make on others

  15. amreen Says:

    toooooooooo…….long to b read !!

  16. parul Says:

    you shouldn’t make fun of your parents stupid be respectful towards your parents

  17. gm Says:

    its sick..

  18. Priya Says:

    I am agreed with others.We shouldnot make such type of jokes.But nice joke…

  19. Hardip Says:

    mummy aur papa ki to respect rakhni chahiye yaar

  20. Amir Syed Says:

    Sachmuch yaar , ye joke padhkar hasi nahi rona aagya . . .jin logo ne bhi yeh joke sunkar hasa hoga ,woh insan nahi ho sakte . .kasam se,itni ghatiya soch wale kabhi insan kehlaya nai jaa sakenge. . .

  21. komal Says:

    im agreed the comment of amir sayed . because i love my mother very much . as this dead body is of any one’s mother i respect it equal as my mother.

  22. bhoomika Says:

    rude joke
    growup its ur mom

  23. cank Says:

    i also agree with all other who did not like d jokes . plz learn to respect ur mom n dad . they gave u a better life .

  24. priyadarshani Says:

    i faltu idea kisne nikalk? koi dead body par ladi hoi chije pahents hai kya i know it was an joke

  25. navin Says:

    Abe sadele dimagwale kisi ki mari hui maa par joke banate tuze jara bhi sharam nahi aai? Jara apni ma k baare me socha hota to aisa nahi likhta

  26. Vish@l n@ndä Says:

    Yeh joke comedy circus me dekha tha

  27. Vikram Says:

    Note feel happy about joke its heart who love his parents like me.

  28. Vikram Says:

    Not feel happy about joke its hearts who love his parents like me..

  29. syeda fatima Says:

    this actually ended up in the following way:
    it was actually the mother wished dat even after sheex nt in the wrld she can give her children the things they demanded…for the last tym
    and this was turned into a stupid so called joke ,,, vry childish of the writer of this joke … didn’t enjoy it even a bit!

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