Easy escape…
Teacher to Sardar “Where were U born?”
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Latest Sardar Jokes
A leg of the donkey
Sardar is napping on the lawns of cross-maidan, next to a donkey.
A passer-by asks him, “Sardarji, do you know what time it is?”
Sardar lifts a leg of the donkey and says, “5:00 pm”.
Another passer-by asks him for time. Sardar does the same thing again and tells him the time.
All this while a curious person has been watching what is going on. He approaches the Sardar and asks, “Arre, sardraji, kya bat hai, gadhe ki taang utha ke time bata sakte ho!”
Sardar coolly says, “Arre bhai, gadha beech mein soya hai, to woh rajabai tower ki ghadi nahin dikhti, isliye uski taang uthani padti hai…”
Janwar hai, usko kya pata…
A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park.
When the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat.
When his friend asks him “kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai”
Sardarji replies “Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata “
Submitted by: Aslam Ali
ATM Password
A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa! I’ve seen your password.”
Its 4 asterisks (****).
The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its “1258″.
98 Years Old Santa
Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”
“98!” Santa announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…
