Jokes Duniya

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

Jis roj se add kiya hai oos ko
hum doosron se chat karna bhool gayein
mouse thaam kar aise baithay hain
click karna hum bhool gayein

Aaj tak buddy list mein hai
woh chanchal buddy away rehti hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

Raat bhi aakar chali gayi
friends bhi log out ho gaye
per oos ke ek message ko hum
Aay husn key malik taras gayein
Kab pyaas bujhe gi meri
chatting kee
yea dukhraa rehta hai

Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….

Hello friends some of our Bollywood Actress have recently visited tirupati and here the result what had happened to them:

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Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…

After a great success of Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.

But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.

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One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.