Buri niyat wale gayab!
Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.
Salman gaya aur gayab ho gaya, Shahrukh gaya aur who bhi gayab ho gaya.
Mallika Sherawat gayi aur bhagwan gayab ho gaya!
Submitted by: Nitesh
Bollywood Jokes
Bhakt ka guzaris
Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.
Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.
Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan
Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.
Submitted by: Samir Khan
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ?
Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Dancing and singing chicken
Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
Submitted by: vikas
