America mein WAAR
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
Bollywood Jokes
What if doctors make flim?
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
Submitted by: Deepak
Dancing and singing chicken
Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
Submitted by: vikas
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
Submitted by: Raja
