America mein WAAR
Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.
Bolo kaise???
Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…
Bollywood Jokes
What if the IT industry start making films ?
Some future film titles will be like :-
1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai—Humara dil apke paas hai
2) Aao chat kare—Aao Pyar Kare
3) Programmer no.1—Coolie no.1
4) Mera naam developer—Mera naam joker
5) Java wale job le jayenge—Dilwale dulhaniya le jayenge
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Submitted by: Suman
John Abrahm
John Abraham was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.
If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the
rest of my life and give up tequila.”
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
John looked up again and said,
“Never mind. I found one.”
Submitted by: Smita Shimal
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye.
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY…
Submitted by: Raja
