Hansa-Praful
Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa…
Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!
Bollywood Jokes
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.
Mere MSN ke window mein
Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….
Jis roj se add kiya hai oos ko
hum doosron se chat karna bhool gayein
mouse thaam kar aise baithay hain
click karna hum bhool gayein
Aaj tak buddy list mein hai
woh chanchal buddy away rehti hai
Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….
Raat bhi aakar chali gayi
friends bhi log out ho gaye
per oos ke ek message ko hum
Aay husn key malik taras gayein
Kab pyaas bujhe gi meri
chatting kee
yea dukhraa rehta hai
Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai….
Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice
After a great success of Aishwarya Rai’s movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.
Government stress that it should be world class. The stamps were released, and Indian Government & Aishwarya Rai both were pleased.
But within a couple of days, began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and became furious.
