Poor thief

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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

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Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!


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6 Responses to “Poor thief”



  1. alman Says:

    Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

  2. anshul Says:

    ye chor to donkey tha

  3. mayank jain Says:

    yah chor pahli bar chori karna gaya tha

  4. ruchi Says:

    mast joke hai yaar………..!!!!!!!!!
    mza aa gya
    ha….ha….ha…..ha…….

  5. fatima Says:

    amazing joke yaar

  6. sonia Says:

    Its just too good

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