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Poor thief

Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

Jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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20 Responses to “Poor thief”

1. alman Says:
   May 25th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

   Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”

2. anshul Says:
   May 29th, 2009 at 11:19 am

   ye chor to donkey tha

3. mayank jain Says:
   June 17th, 2009 at 12:11 pm

   yah chor pahli bar chori karna gaya tha

4. ruchi Says:
   July 1st, 2009 at 3:18 pm

   mast joke hai yaar………..!!!!!!!!!
   mza aa gya
   ha….ha….ha…..ha…….

5. fatima Says:
   July 27th, 2009 at 2:50 am

   amazing joke yaar

6. sonia Says:
   August 10th, 2009 at 5:02 pm

   Its just too good

7. humera Says:
   June 8th, 2010 at 8:08 pm

   superb joke i love it really i love it

8. karan Says:
   January 6th, 2011 at 4:57 am

   nice joke ha ha ha…..

9. shanu Says:
   January 15th, 2011 at 11:04 am

   haa haa haa good joke

10. moin Says:
    January 25th, 2011 at 2:02 pm

    hasi nahi aayi………….

11. suveer Says:
    March 2nd, 2011 at 2:10 pm

    kya mast joks hi yaar ase hi joks ache lagate hi

12. AbRo RokZ Says:
    April 30th, 2011 at 3:11 pm

    Lol….

13. Monu mishra Says:
    May 9th, 2011 at 10:27 pm

    Parhkar sirf hasnte raho bhai

14. paavni Says:
    May 22nd, 2011 at 4:52 pm

    Ra
    Rapchik
    Rapchundous
    BHAPKA
    awsum man!
    it’s just rockin’
    ha ha ha ha ha ha

15. jhanvi Says:
    August 9th, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    idiot jjjjjjjjjjjjjoooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeee

16. dushyant Says:
    October 28th, 2011 at 10:13 am

    chor gada tha

17. bhavika Says:
    December 28th, 2011 at 9:27 pm

    gadhon ko kam sonp dete hain
    ek kam bhi thik se nahin hota

18. Ashish gupta Says:
    January 18th, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    Chore bahut emandar tha lekin uska galat smy chal raha tha

19. Ashish Says:
    January 18th, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    Chore bahut emandar tha lekin uska galat smy chal raha tha

20. rishabh Says:
    January 21st, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    is se bakwas joke kabhi nahi suna

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