Main bhi Seeta nahi
Ravan : Devi bhiksha de.
Lady : Yeh lo swami.
Ravan : Rekha paar kar ke yahaan aake de do.
So she crosses the line…
Ravan : HaHaHa.. main Bhikshuk nahi… Ravan hoon !!!
Lady : Main bhi Seeta nahi, kamavali bai hoon !!!
Name of your car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
Job application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a Mcdonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida… And they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
Name: John Flower
Sex: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
Desired position: Company’s president or vice president. But seriously, whatever available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a michael ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
Education: yes.
Last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
Salary: Less than I’m worth.
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Black tie party
A man received an invitation, to a party
which said “Black Tie Only”!!
When he went to the party he was surprised to
find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts
as well !!!!
Car boat
Have you ever imagined that how could you cross a big river in a Car? If not then here is the simple way how you do it….
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