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Loading ...Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to the brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, the daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
(5 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...Rearrange the letters:
PRINCESS DIANA
When you rearrange the letters:
END IS A CAR SPIN
MONICA LEWINSKY
When you rearrange the letters:
NICE SILKY WOMAN
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
(4 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...A computer salesman, a hardware engineer, and a software engineer are driving in a car together. Suddenly the right rear tire blows out, and the car rolls to a stop. The three heroes pile out to investigate.
The salesman announces sadly, “Time to buy a new car!”
Says the hardware engineer, “Well, first let’s try swapping the front and rear tires, and see if that fixes it.”
Replies the software engineer, “Now, let’s just try driving the car again, and maybe the problem will go away by itself.“
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