Be a millionarie



Two cops were at a far police station and while they were resting there a man comes to them and says “The terrorist killed my child and wife. I would give 50 lakhs to the person who may cut the terrorist head and give it to me.”

The two cops hear this and they go for the terrorist head. Soon they find a terrorist and they start to cut his head.

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But as they are cutting his head 50 terrorists comes there with guns and look angrily at the cops. But the cops start dancing and say:
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“WE ARE GOING TO BE MILLIONAIRES!!!!!!!!!”


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