Customer : “How much is that banana for?”
Salesperson : “$1.00″
Customer : “Can you sell it to me for 60 cents?”
Salesperson : “At that rate, you’ll only get the banana peel!”
Customer : “Okay… I’ll buy the banana for 40 cents, but you can keep the peel!”
A patient was suffering from a diseases and he was badly in trouble so he went to the doctor and asked,
Patient : “what are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor : “one hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case i’ve treated. The others all died”.
A lady is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
“I want you to stop eating regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”
When the lady returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”
The lady nods. “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.” “From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.
“No, from skipping,” replied the lady.
A man and his wife were seeking a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody.
The man also wanted custody of his child. The judge asked for his side of the story too.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and argued, “Your Honour, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?”
Hai koi jawaab???