(13 votes, average: 2.77 out of 5)
Loading ...A boy takes his girlfriend on a date. They went to a coffee shop and they ordered coffee.
The boy told to his girlfriend, “Drink quickly before it gets cold.”
Girlfriend asked with surprise, “Why?”
The boy replied, “Don’t u see, Hot cofee is for $ 5 and cold cofee for $10 !”
(10 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5) Loading ... Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit?
Woman: Yes, An Amazing Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head.
(11 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5) Loading ...A Philosopher is giving speech in a crowed, he told to the people, “Always listen to your wife as she gives 100% sound advice.”
People from the crowed asked him, “Please Sir, tell in details how the wife gives 100% sound advice?”
The Philosopher replied, “99% sound and 1% advice.”
(7 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet.
“Doctor,” he said sadly, “I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to cut off my dog’s tail.”
The vet stepped back, “Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?”
“Because my mother-in-law’s arriving tomorrow, and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcome.”
(25 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, a man came running and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident”.
Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped from his office window in panic to go as-early-as-possible.
While coming down when he was near tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.
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