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Railway accident



Once a young mas was asked in an interview “Did you ever meet any Railway accident?

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The man replied:
“Yes, once the train was going through a long tunnel I have kissed the father instead of his daughter.”

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Secret of young age…



One lady is telling to a girl, “Do you know what is the secret of being young?

The girl told, “May be take care of skin.

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The lady told, “No, the secret of being young is sleep the right numbers of hours, go with the right crowed, eat right food and tell the WRONG AGE.”

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12 stages of LOVE



January – ROSE

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February – PROPOSE

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March – GIFT

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Tour to hell



A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country.

He goes to the German hell and asks,

“What do they do here?”

He was told,” First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.

Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”

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The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.

He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.

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Ching chou, mou cho???



A chini (a chinese) was in hospital.

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An indian went to meet him, Chini said, “ching chou, mou cho” & died.

Indian went to china to know the meaning,it was “kutte oxygen ke pipe se per utha.”

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