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Suicide Bomber

Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

Man with bomb

He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader : No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta : Sir now there are 25 soldiers, can I do it now?

Boss : Wait for more.

Banta : Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss : Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.

Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.

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As fast as I could…

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.


The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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Airline mealtime

It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.


“What are my choices?” John asked.

“Yes or no,”
she replied.

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A perfect gift for birthday

A husband and wife were shopping at a mall.

After some shopping the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.”


The husband replied, “How about a chair??”

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