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My wife don’t like it



A police asked to a thief, “Why you went to stole same rack 3 times in a store?

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The Thief replied, “Sir, I stole one dress for my wife and I came to change it twice.”

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Hansa-Praful



Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa…

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Apni voh radha ben unki beti ila …
Usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??

Hansa: Ila to…
Ila-stick leke …
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!

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Love forever



Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

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Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!

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Only for hot guys and girls…



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Incredible woking dog



A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.

The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.

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Incredible!
Exclaimed the man. I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!

No, no, pleaded the dog. Please don’t! If he finds out i can talk, he’ll make me answer the phone as well!

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