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See the guts!



On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.

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They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The American PM called for one of his man and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship.

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Stop or slow down



A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver’s window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over. “No,” the man replied.

“You failed to stop at the stop sign,” the cop explained.

“But I did slow down!” the guy argued. The cop shook his head. “You are required to stop. That’s why they’re called stop signs.”

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The man started to get belligerent. “Stop, slow down – what’s the difference?”

The cop pulled out his baton. “I can show you. I’m going to start hitting you with my baton. You tell me if you want me to stop or slow down.”

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A sweet kissful letter…



A letter has been sent from a husband :

Dear Sweetheart :

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I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.

Your Loving Husband.

His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
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Classroom



The lecturer is taking the class seriously.

One of the student looking towards the window side in the class room. The lecturer asks the student. For what purpose are you coming school?

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Student: For vidhya sir!

Lecturer: Then why you are looking towards window?

Student: Vidhya’s(Girl friend) not reached the school yet now.

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As fast as I could…



The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

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The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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