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Suicide Bomber



Banta joins the suicide bomber squad, so when he is given a mission to suicide in the enemies camp. His leader supply him a lot of weapons and bombs stacked to his body and mobile for communications.

Man with bomb

He lands up in the enemy’s camp, called his boss: Sir, there are 2 enemies soldier, can I suicide now?

Leader : No, not for two, wait till you see more soldiers.

Banta : Sir now there are 25 soldiers, can I do it now?

Boss : Wait for more.

Banta : Sir, now I am in a midst of 100 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss : Yes, go ahead, you will be a martyr, don’t worry about your family, we will look after.

Banta pulls his knife and stabs himself in his chest.

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Only for hot guys and girls…



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As fast as I could…



The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

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The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.” When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

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Airline mealtime



It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.

“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

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“What are my choices?” John asked.

“Yes or no,”
she replied.

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A perfect gift for birthday



A husband and wife were shopping at a mall.

After some shopping the wife said, “Darling, its my mother’s birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric.”

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The husband replied, “How about a chair??”

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