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Good Wan! OR Good One!



Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller operator

Caller: I’m Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?
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Zookeeper and three boys



A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lion’s cage and asks them their names and what they’re up to.

The first boy says,
“My name’s Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.”

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The second boy says, “My name’s Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.”

The third boy says, “My name is Peanuts.”

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Finger Print



Police Inspector : Have you caught the thief?
Hawaldar : No, but I found some trace of him.

Policeman

Police Inspector : What?
Hawaldar : Finger prints.

Police Inspector : Where?
Hawaldar : On my cheeks.

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Roopvati, Gunvati and Dhanvati



Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

Dad and son

Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

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Milepost 499



A man did accident and Police asked, where is a location of the accident?

The man replied
, “approximately near milepost 499.”

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Police asked again,”Where is milepost 499?”

The man replied again,”Probably between milepost 498 and 500.”

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