Jokes Duniya

At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?”
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even keep rolling pas the runway, let alone take off.

Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office…

Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more

Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.

Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.

Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.

Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.

Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.

Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.

Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.

Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.

Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his Childhood (the woodcutter and the axe), he started praying to the River Goddess. The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers.

The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river. As usual, the Goddess wanted to test his honesty. She showed him a match box and asked, “Is this your computer?”

Disappointed by the Goddess’ lack of computer awareness, the engineer replied, “No.”
She next showed him a pocket-sized calculator and asked if that was his. Annoyed, the engineer said “No, not at all!!”
Finally, she came up with his own Pentium machine and asked if it was his.
The engineer, left with no option, sighed and said “Yes.”

The River Goddess was happy with his honesty. She was about to give him all three items, but before she could make the offer, the engineer
asked her, “Don’t you know that you’re supposed to show me some better computers before bringing up my own ?”
The River Goddess, angered at this, replied, “I know that, you stupid idiot! The first two things I showed you were the Trillennium and the
Billennium, the latest computers ! ! ! “
So saying she disappears….

Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market.

One day, while he was working, his machine tumbled off the table
and fell in the river. Encouraged by the Panchatantra story of his childhood (The woodcutter and the Axe), he started praying to the River Goddess.

The River Goddess wanted to test him and so appeared only after one month of rigorous prayers. The engineer told her that he had lost his computer in the river.
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