Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.
Guy 1: “Really?”
Guy 2: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”
At a software conference in india, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. “If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had made the flight control software how many of you would leave from the plane immediately?”
Among the forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.
With his team’s software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even keep rolling pas the runway, let alone take off.
ZZZZZZZZ………
Best excuses if you get caught sleeping in your computer desk by the Boss:
Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle in the surf.
He pulls out the cork and a Genie appears. The Genie says, “I have been trapped for 100 years. As a reward you can make a wish.”
Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East.
The Genie replies, “I don’t know I can do a lot, but this? Don’t you have another wish?”
Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us.
The Genie says, Let me see that map again.
Here is a interview given by our Banta for the job in java office…
Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Banta: Terms are different … nothing more
Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Banta: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Banta: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will
have 3 tyres.
Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which
methodology will follow?
Banta: Send it through courier.
Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Banta: As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
Banta: Sorry, Non living things can’t communicate.
Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Banta: I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Banta: In hotels, they can replace servers.
Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Banta: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.
Interviewer: What is JAR file ?
Banta: File that can be kept inside a jar.
Interviewer: What is JINI?
Banta: A ghost which was Aladdin’s friend.
Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Banta: I will give invitation.
Interviewer: What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
Banta: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
Banta: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
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