Jokes Duniya

1. Never walk without a document in your hands

People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.

2. Use computers to look busy

Any time you use a computer, it looks like “work” to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren’t exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they’re not bad either. When you get caught by your boss - and you *will* get caught Continue Reading »

A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he sees a sardar. He asked a question to him:

Tourist: Any great men born in this village?

Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

“How much will that be?” asks the neutron.

“For you?” replies the bartender, “No charge”