Yamraj se pangaa!!
A man died and went to the skies.
Yamraj met him at the Gates of Heaven and said, ‘Before you meet with God, I should tell you – you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad. We’re not sure what to do with you. Tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?’
The man thought for a moment and replied, ‘Once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a gang. So I got out and went up to the leader of the gang.’
‘He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!’ the man said.
‘I’m impressed,’ Yamraj responded, ‘When did this happen?’
‘About two minutes ago,’ came the reply.
Milepost 499
A man did accident and Police asked, where is a location of the accident?
The man replied, “approximately near milepost 499.”
Police asked again,”Where is milepost 499?”
The man replied again,”Probably between milepost 498 and 500.”
Submitted by: shafeen mahmood
Don’t Under Estimate
Once a time three friends, one muslim, one hindu and one sardar jee was on the journey. They planned to stay in some village. They went to a house of a farmer and request him to let them spend a night at his house.
The farmer said, “I have only two rooms in my house in one room me and my family sleep and in other room I kept my bull. If you people can manage in that room I will not mind. But I think there is so severe smell from bull that you can not spend a night in that room.”
As those friends don’t have any other way to spend the night so they request to let them try. The farmer agreed and show them the room.
Subbarman at Airport
Anantharaman Subbaraman arrived at Sharjah airport. He ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name.
Finally, he got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven’t called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for the last hour and a half and were wondering why he hadn’t responded!
The reason was made clear when the immigration officer pronounced his name as: ‘Anotherman Superman’.
