Roopvati, Gunvati and Dhanvati
Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.
Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

Once a Sardarji was going to his office.

On the way, he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed, “Array, aaj to choice hai.”



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