Jokes Duniya

Long back,
A person who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot his food,
forgot laughter were called “SAINTS”

But now they are called….
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“IT professionals/ Logistics Professionals”

Dad : The girl whom I showed you is roopvati, gunvati and dhanvati. So you should marry her.

Son : But the girl whom I love is roopvati, dhanvati and garbhvati so I must marry her.

Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.

Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”