Jokes Duniya

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!

Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.

Banta meets a policeman on a way and asks, “Excuse me, officer, but did you know that my wife has had an affair?”

The policeman, surprised, “No! I didn’t know”

Banta breathed deeply, exclaiming, “So I’m not the last one to know after all”.

Phone ki ganti baji.
Santa : Phone mere liye ho toh kehna mein ghar pe nahi hoon.
Jasmeet : Wo ghar pe hain.

Santa : Maine mana kiya tha ke…
Jasmeet : Phone mere liye tha!

Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff.

Wife askes : Why are you doing this?

Sardar replies : Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.

A Surd was also experiencing the same every time he tries to sleep, one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound “guooonn, guooonn.”

He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. He is very kind and not going for the bloodshed still wanted to take revenge.

Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says “so ja machchar, bete so ja.” After some time he finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it and says “guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn.”