How to decide???
(24 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5)
Loading ... Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”
Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”
So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their naughty kids cut the tail of the other horse too.
And the next day Banta Singh is worried and says, “I will cut one of the ears of my horse so the horse with one ear will be mine and the other one will be yours.”
The next night the kids cut the other horse’s ears too. And so it goes on until the horses lost their ears, eyes, had broken noses etc.
And in the end both horses were left only with bare legs and were just barely living. Both Santa and Banta were frustrated.
At last Banta says, “BAHUT HO GAYA. SAFED WALA GHORA MERA, KALA WALA TERA”
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January 21st, 2008 at 7:52 am
Can someone translate that last bit?
January 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
“Can someone translate that last bit?”
That last bit says, “Now its enough, the white one is urs and the black one would be mine ok”
March 30th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
last line says “its enough now white one is mine n black one is urs”
March 30th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
isnt it too funny
May 15th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
it was funny joke and good but not v.good
or excelent joke.
May 28th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
yeah itz nt soo funny ya…………!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
good joke
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
disgusting one….isnt funny at all. horses being tormented is not my kinda joke!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
ha ha ha