Santa’s chicken farm

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

Chicken

“Where are you going wrong,” said dealer.

“I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”


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