Jokes Duniya

Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

Santa said, “Send her some flowers and a card and invite her for a home-cooked meal.”

Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman of his dreams.

The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta: “It was a flop idea.”

Santa: Didn’t the girl come to your house?

Banta: She did, but she refused to cook!!

Santa Singh orders pizza. The clerk asks if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

“Six, please.” Santa Singh says, “I could never eat twelve pieces.”

Banta Singh and Santa Singh got tired with the mobile communication.

They decide to use the conventional method of communication.
That is to use pigeons to send messages. One day Santa sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reached Banta, it was with out any message.

Angrily, Banta picks up his mobile and calls and asks Santa “what is this - a joke?
The pigeon is without any message.”
Guess what Santa said???
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“Are Gadheyyyyyyyy !!!! , woh to sirf miss call tha !

Santa and Banta went to see a 9-12 PM movie show.
But they came back at 10 PM.

Why?

Because the movie’s name was “Dastak” (Das-tak:uptill 10 O’ clock).

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’

‘Haan’ replies the shopowner.

Santa Singh says, ‘Ek hara vala dena!’