No margin on note book
(14 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5)
Loading ...SANTA : “When you buy a note book there will be no margin in it. Why is it so?”
BANTA : “Simple, it is because I always buy the note book from a Margin-Free Market!!”
Santa Banta
(14 votes, average: 3.36 out of 5) Loading ...Full disk
(24 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Banta was having a tough time carrying his machine.
Santa : “My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can’t you carry even this much?”
Banta : “But yours is empty and my disk is full”!!!
Mujhse shaadi karogi
(17 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo.
Santa: Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?
I want to enjoy
(12 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5) Loading ...Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why Three?
Santa: For you and your parents
Be saved from infection
(17 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5) Loading ...Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!
