Banta wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake.
Well he thinks for a while and says:
Let’s put, “you are not getting older you are getting better”.
The salesman asks, “How do you want me to put it?”
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto!
Banta asks : Why are you removing a wheel from your auto?
Santa : Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’.
Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.
Says Banta, “How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?”
Santa Singh replies, “I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours.”
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” Banta replied.
The doctor asked, “Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”
“No, silly! First I put the gun on my head and I thought my face would look horrible, then I put it in my mouth and I thought I just paid Rs. 1,000 to get my teeth straightened. So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought this is going to make a loud noise, so I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.“
Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India ka flag dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne flag dikhaya,
Santa: – Isme aur colour dikhao.
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