(24 votes, average: 3 out of 5)
Loading ...Once Santa Singh and Banta Singh were going in a jungle, Suddenly they saw one tiger coming towards them.
To save themselves they climbed a tree and both sat on one branch. The tiger came under the tree and sat down.
Santa told Banta, ” Yaar just to pass Time Why don’t you sing some song”
Banta Singh started to sing. After singing four songs Banta hanged upside down on the branch and then again sung four songs.
(16 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5) Loading ...Mrs. Banta Singh was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour.
One day she hung up after 25 minutes….
“What is the matter today? asked her husband. “Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone.”
“I got a wrong number,” replied Mrs. Banta Singh.
(10 votes, average: 4.1 out of 5) Loading ...Old man Santa limped into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, my knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!”
The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, “Mr. Santa, just how old are you?”
“98!” Santa announced proudly.
The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again…
(12 votes, average: 3.92 out of 5) Loading ...Banta called his friend Santa and told him that he recently met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?
Santa said, “Send her some flowers and on the card invite her for a home-cooked meal.”
Banta liked the idea, so he invited the woman.
The day after the meal Santa calls Banta and asks about the meal.
Banta, “It was a flop idea.”
Santa, “Didn’t the girl come to your house?”
Banta, “She did, but she refused to cook!”
(15 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5) Loading ...Banta Singh had to be admitted to hospital and was surprised to see Santa Singh on the bed next to him. Santa Singh explained what happened to him.
He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn’t find any hotel.
So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.
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