(23 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
Loading ...Husband : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Husband : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
(22 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5) Loading ...A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
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(35 votes, average: 4.26 out of 5) Loading ...A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:
“Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen.”
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish.
The next morning,
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(11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5) Loading ...Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.’
(15 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5) Loading ...What is marraige?
Marraige is like:
Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye
TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan
Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de
Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde
KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin
Monaco- halka fulka
Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!
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