At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
“No woman,” said one man, scornfully, “can keep a secret.”
“I don’t know about that,” huffily answered a woman guest. “I have kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one.”
“You’ll let it out some day,” the man insisted.
“I hardly think so!” responded the lady. “When a woman has kept a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever.”
Dying husband to wife: I have some thing to tell u dear!
Wife: “Don’t speak, just have some rest.”
Husband: No, I must confess. I had relationship with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Shh!!… I know, I know! That’s why I poisoned u.
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive’s wife stopped by his office. She found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, “…and in conclusion, gentlemen, shortage or no shortage, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair”.
Namo-namo patni maharani,
Tumhari mahima koi na jaane !! 1 !!
Humne samjha tum abla ho,
Par tum toh sab se badi bala ho. !! 2 !!
Jis din haath mein belan aawe,
Us din pati khub chillave !! 3 !!
Saare bed pe patni sove,
Pati baith farsh par rove. !! 4 !!
Tumse hi ghar Mathura,Kaasi,
Aur tumse hi ghar Satyanasi. !! 5 !!
Patni chalisa jo nar gave,
Sab sukh chhod param dukh paave.!!
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