Jokes Duniya

Santa Singh comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’

The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.’

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What is marraige?

Marraige is like:

Alpenliable- jee lalchaye raha na jaye

TVS Victor- milo chalti muskaan

Kinetic Zing- sabki hawa nikal de

Asian Paint- ye rang jo harek ki jindagi sawarde

KrackJack- thoda meetha thoda namkin

Monaco- halka fulka

Chlormint- dubara mat puchhna!!!

McDonald, who was very sad, met his friend Sandy in the street.

He said to his friend, “I cannot make up my mind whether to marry a wealthy widow whom i don’t love or a poor girl whom i love very much.”

Sandy said, “My dear friend, I advise you to listen to your heart and marry the poor girl that you love.”

“You are right. I will marry the poor girl.”

“In that case, can you give me the widow’s address?”

Koi Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish shuru hui aur dukhi aadmi bola:

Lagta hai pahunch gai.

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…

The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.

So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

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