Marriage advice
One friend asked to another friend, “What will you advise your children about marriage?”
Another friend replied, “I will never marry in my life and I will give same advice to my children also.”
Submitted by: sohela mahmood
Marriage, Anniversary and Wedding Jokes
At a same time
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. ”
The wife responded, “Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you.”
A smart Indian Mom…
A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
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Submitted by: Mohit Agarwal
Which Girl will you marry??
Don’t Marry BSNL girl ,
She has connections with all indians.
Don’t Marry IDEA girl ,
She will change your life.
Don’t Marry RELIANCE girl ,
She takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH/Vodafone girl ,
She follows u where ever u go.
So Vodafone girls be ready!!
The dangerous of all
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomach is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
“Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
A old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding Cake!
