(5 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
Loading ... Wife: A great disaster was averted today.
When my mother was passing from below the clock, it fell.
If she’d been late by a few seconds, the bloody thing would have fallen on her.
Husband: “I know this useless clock is always slow!!”
(13 votes, average: 4.85 out of 5) Loading ...A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word with each other. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”
“Yep ,” the wife replied, “In-laws.”
(17 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5) Loading ...A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day… 30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, ” What?”
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5) Loading ...“The thrill is gone from my marriage,” Bill told his friend Doug.
“Why not add some intrigue to your life and have an affair?” Doug suggested.
“But what if my wife finds out?”
“This is a new age we live in, Bill. Go ahead and tell her about it!”
So Bill went home and said, “Dear, I think an affair will bring us closer together.”
“Forget it,” said his wife. “I’ve tried that a couple of dozen times - it didn’t work.”
(23 votes, average: 3.87 out of 5) Loading ...Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
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