Fly gave birth to a baby



Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.

The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it’s eyes looked at the girl and said, “maaa!”.

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The girl asked the baby fly,”main tumhari maa nahin hoon, phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?”

The fly replied, “kyon kye maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.”


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5 Responses to “Fly gave birth to a baby”



  1. MRS .123. Says:

    lmaooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

  2. kritika Says:

    DAA flies lay eggs. they arev not mammals. how fast is that flies metabolism rate that it hatched into a normal cute baby fly. might be too high thats why mother died. BUT ITS A GOOD JOKE! I LIKE IT.

  3. Sonali Says:

    thats what we call, maa-beti ka rishta

  4. mamta Says:

    I don’t like this joke

  5. saif Ahmad Says:

    What rubbish is this ?????????????

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